Voicemail Special, Bill Collander Gets in Touch & Dana Tells a Tall Story – 029

This week Penny and Lee are otherwise engaged, so this week you get to listen to yourselves!

Our first voicemail special, we asked you the listener to leave us some entertainment and have your say.

So here is a mix-match of voicemail’s for your joy…

Aggy lusts for a filthy muffin, foot spas, cheese slices & who is Bill Colander – 028

This week Andy from the Aggy Fox podcast joins us, and he lusts for a filthy muffin.

Penny does some improv poetry, stewpot does an apology and Lee reveals some embarrassing stories. What happened to Spuggie, Bob Dylan calls in (allegedly), Dana goes shopping and Penny starts #teamGatford

Oh and who the hell is Bill Colander ?

Iain Lee Joins Us for a Chat, Flipper & Henry’s Cat, Gary Gets Dumped & Black Eyes – 027

We are honoured to be joined this week by none other than radio and TVs own Iain Lee, without whom well this podcast wouldn’t exist.

We talk about lookalike TV shows, flipper and Henry’s cat, Iain sings a tune for Dana, Gary gets dumped and Stewpot leaves Lee out.

Iain chats about his podcast The Rabbit Hole, his Virgin and talkRADIO radio shows and his upcoming trip to New York.

Oh and Iain interns some callers…

Toes, Gary dials 9, wound swapping, beer festival & Big Fonts – 026

Regular guest Gary the Gatford joins us this week and shares well his 9 toes..

Dana embarrasses herself Рtwice, Lee and Gary swap wounds, and Penny drinks some Gin. Also, we learn that a bull has escaped and that cream teas were again wrongly prepared. Penny eats a plate, well metaphorically.

Gary impersonates Dana, whilst Stewpot impersonates Gary, Confused? Kegs, wine handbags and BIG FONTs too. Dom stuns us with his Gary medley and witty poetry.

Oh and Gary dials 9, whilst Penny drinks more Gin.

Trains Coupling, Pro-Plus, Sex Toys & Do Coffins Need Their Own Oyster Card – 025

Fresh from our recent cruise down the Thames, Bonn returns this week for a chat, and we cover a lot of ground.

Penny gets prickly with Dick Strawbridge’s tash, Bonn offends vegans and then tourists, and just why would anyone put Caffeine in hair anyway?

Ever forgot your shopping? And supermarket dildos “Every little helps”.

Also Penny describes in detail some trainporn, Bonn defends electric cars and Lee laughs at Electrons.

Oh and we ask do coffins need an Oyster card?

Dogs Looking Up, Nuts and Bolts, Who Uses 118118 & Ant and Decs Lovechild – 024

We are joined this week by Nickie, who tells us what Jeffing is!

Also Penny spots Ant and Decs Love child (legal disclaimer, maybe not true). The #cultofgary again rears its beardy head, just who calls 118118 anyway and life size fists and arms.

Foggy asks about dogs looking up, what would you do on your last day of work if you wanted to be naughty! Mr Boobs shares words of wisdom, marathons, running and Scones.

Oh and pictures of Bryan’s balls, and how do you get rid of your old Vibrators !

Danas Swimming, Can You Roll Your Rs, Ever Been Trapped & Penny Buys Vinyl – 023

This week our super-sub guest Dana joins us again, keeping us up to date on Doctor Who and swimming far too many lengths!

Penny cant roll her Rs and Lee cant click his fingers, what cant you do? Red wine is better brain training than Sudoku didn’t you know which pleases Penny.

The #cultofgary makes an appearance, Richard questions Lees rendition of Ivor the Engine and Dom makes some serious allegations.

Also we get trapped in a glass box, and downstairs toilets!

Oh and Dana presses a big red button!

Rob Does Pirate Radio, Bobby Davro, Pampas Grass & Lee Has a Brown One – 022

Friend of the show Rob Burnett joins us this week in a laughter filled episode.

Bobby Davro is 58 dont you know, Marcus Brigstoke has got some moves. Rob does strange noises and radio shout outs, Penny is joined by a small child (unscripted).

Also this week, Pampas Grass and glass coffee tables as you’ve never imagined them before. Rob has a odd obsession with Lee and his trade skills, or should that be tools.

Vending machines for used panties anyone? What is your stripper music?

Oh and Lee has a brown one…

Sploshing, Splashing, Whiskey, Trains and Paul Burns Burns Burns – 021

We was due to have Stu from Brighton with us as a guest this week, sadly more tech issues have mean thats postponed.

In the meantime, Penny says Sploshing and Splashing, lee refuses to Hate. Whiskey in Tea, trains and stationery a plenty.

Wearing watches, whats that all about?

Oh and Paul feels fisted by a blowtorch !

LED Toilets, Learning From YouTube, Elections & Fisting Sooty – 020

In this weeks episode

Who are Susan and Malcolm? LED Toilets, learning to drive on YouTube and challenge us to learn something new. Easter Eggs, whats that all about?

Donald asks about fisting Sooty ! Good lord…

Also Harry Styles has a single out, god help us all. Doctor Who and was Lee paying attention. Penny juggles children, Lee asks a deep question about sausages.

Oh and once again….¬†Fisting Sooty ! Eek