Live Special on the Thames With Dana & Bonn – 019

Its a special show this week when we met up with Dana and Bonn in London for a jolly on a Thames cruise.

Being an outside broadcast on a packed boat, forgive us a little audio background noise but its a fun episode. And look out this week for a bonus episode of comedy gold from the boats commentary!

We discuss Woolworths, vinyl records & Bill Oddie. Dana has a hangover, Lee says “Fanny” very loud in public, Bonn goes to the bar and Penny complains about trains!

Oh and HMS Belfast has a Shard sticking out of it.

Teasmaids, 99 Flakes, London Underground & Early Mornings – 018

Once again the London Underground gets us talking, but more importantly what’s the deal with 99 Flakes in your ice cream, why do they not taste as nice as a usual flake?

Penny forgets her online shopping, but entertains her family for only £6 a day! Making ponds from Dairylea cartons, teasmaids, small talk and Colin Furze.

Also this week, Tadpoles, frogspawn, and we are bleary eyed at 8am recordings!

Hotdesking, Rainbow Bagels, Ghost Stations & Penny Drools – 017

Guest changes again as we clash diaries, so we are joined again by Dana this week.

On this weeks show, Dana says “the Mutts Nuts”, Penny drools and we discover what Dana would do if she had a time machine.

Also weird places to fall asleep, tom hardy gets rated and rainbows bagels are on the agenda. We discuss underground stations and other bunkers etc.

Oh and Penny drools again.!

Rud Plays Interlude Music, Penny Chases Jamie Oliver, Radio Shows & Bluetooth Vibrators – 016

We are back after hellish couple of technical weeks!

Rud joins us and plays some fancy music, Penny chases Jamie Oliver dressed in a purple onesie! We discover how expensive hotel mini-bars can be and also the most weird question you have been asked.

Shitting a brick or crying glass? Scooters, Groupies and Usain Bolt.

Oh and err.. Foreplay with a bluetooth vibrator anyone?

Broken Kitkats, Pylon Appreciation, Losing a Knuckle & Lee Reads a Poem – 015

Our second part of a chat with Gary from the Gatford. In this episode Penny explains how Dogs work and how she swigs Gaviscon by the pint!

Also we discover the exciting work of electricity pylons and Flash Bristow the pylon mega fan. Garys kept awake by a flashing gas man and lee reads some poetry.

Oh and follow the brown signs..

Asda Ketchup Scandal, Pulling a Pork, Brownie Uniforms & Gatford Part 1 – 014

We are back!

In this weeks podcast we are joined by regular guest Gatford, who asks what do you drink before bed? Asda cause a controversial scandal with Ketchup, penny collects milk jiggers.

Also borrowing kids, what’s that all about! Zoos vs trains and Oxo vs Ovaltine. Dont Google fresh meat, penny dodges a bullet with her Brownie uniform.

Oh and would you like a stripper with your Chinese meal sir?

Some French Red Shit, Prosecco Crisps, Tanya’s Porn Collection & Did Churchill Build All the Pillboxes – 013

We are joined this week by prominent blogger Tanya, who offers a huge collection of porn to listeners, and tells us that she is not a window licker.

Who exactly is urinating in Davinias pathway? Prosecco crisps and Gin popcorn, but they arent not allowed in Lidl’s as its far too posh. Gun amnesty’s, whats that all about?

Penny discovers a brickwork epidemic, and was it Winston Churchill that build all those War pillboxes? Penny loses a pink glove and Foggy asks probing questions.

Oh and Wankers Anonymous !

Its Ed, Greggs Has Gone Posh, the Tooth Fairy & The Piccadilly-Lilly Line – 012

Super excited this week to have the marvellous Ed Swift, a producer and engineer from talkRADIO joining us, oh and hes a New Zealander too, so a fair bit of Kiwi chat this week.

Also on this weeks podcast, Stu asks about the Tooth Fairy, Penny DOESN’T take a photo of Big Ben. Will Ed allow Dana to get her beauty sleep?

Going to Luton by train for a Starbucks, what is Eds favourite underground? Learn how the NZ air-force actually has no planes and would they fit in a lunchtime canteen.

Oh and Ed has 11 sheep in the attic !

Han Solo Undies, Dana Does Africa, Bubble Wrap Pillows & Has Trump Got Balls – 011

This week our guest host is lovely Dana, learn about 500 species of sharks and the size of Africa.

Also how to make a bubble wrap pillow, charity shop sorrow and scuba diving. We introduce a random new feature “Whats in Penny’s room”, its quite a lot.¬†Dana spends a whole day in the Cinema too.

Conkers, mountain bikes and does Trump actually have balls? Who do you want to see on your packet of underwear and just how many weeks has Dana been blogging?

Oh, and Han Solo undies, torsos and icebergs!

The Kyle Files, 4am Plums, Tiger Balm in the Eyes & Penny Keeps a Detailed Diary – 010

This week we are joined by Kyle from Reclaimed Radio, who tells us where Lisa Stansfield likes to drink, and also offers some impressions of old game shows.

We discover just how detailed Penny’s holiday diary actually is, Lee takes a walk of shame at Christmas. Beckham kicks a can, Robbie cleans his hands and penny falls off-air!

Kyle starts a bromance with caller Rob, and we point out why not to get Tiger Balm in your eyes.

Oh, and have a happy “I am not going to take it anymore day” !