Toes, Gary dials 9, wound swapping, beer festival & Big Fonts – 026

Regular guest Gary the Gatford joins us this week and shares well his 9 toes..

Dana embarrasses herself Рtwice, Lee and Gary swap wounds, and Penny drinks some Gin. Also, we learn that a bull has escaped and that cream teas were again wrongly prepared. Penny eats a plate, well metaphorically.

Gary impersonates Dana, whilst Stewpot impersonates Gary, Confused? Kegs, wine handbags and BIG FONTs too. Dom stuns us with his Gary medley and witty poetry.

Oh and Gary dials 9, whilst Penny drinks more Gin.

Trains Coupling, Pro-Plus, Sex Toys & Do Coffins Need Their Own Oyster Card – 025

Fresh from our recent cruise down the Thames, Bonn returns this week for a chat, and we cover a lot of ground.

Penny gets prickly with Dick Strawbridge’s tash, Bonn offends vegans and then tourists, and just why would anyone put Caffeine in hair anyway?

Ever forgot your shopping? And supermarket dildos “Every little helps”.

Also Penny describes in detail some trainporn, Bonn defends electric cars and Lee laughs at Electrons.

Oh and we ask do coffins need an Oyster card?

Dogs Looking Up, Nuts and Bolts, Who Uses 118118 & Ant and Decs Lovechild – 024

We are joined this week by Nickie, who tells us what Jeffing is!

Also Penny spots Ant and Decs Love child (legal disclaimer, maybe not true). The #cultofgary again rears its beardy head, just who calls 118118 anyway and life size fists and arms.

Foggy asks about dogs looking up, what would you do on your last day of work if you wanted to be naughty! Mr Boobs shares words of wisdom, marathons, running and Scones.

Oh and pictures of Bryan’s balls, and how do you get rid of your old Vibrators !

Danas Swimming, Can You Roll Your Rs, Ever Been Trapped & Penny Buys Vinyl – 023

This week our super-sub guest Dana joins us again, keeping us up to date on Doctor Who and swimming far too many lengths!

Penny cant roll her Rs and Lee cant click his fingers, what cant you do? Red wine is better brain training than Sudoku didn’t you know which pleases Penny.

The #cultofgary makes an appearance, Richard questions Lees rendition of Ivor the Engine and Dom makes some serious allegations.

Also we get trapped in a glass box, and downstairs toilets!

Oh and Dana presses a big red button!

Rob Does Pirate Radio, Bobby Davro, Pampas Grass & Lee Has a Brown One – 022

Friend of the show Rob Burnett joins us this week in a laughter filled episode.

Bobby Davro is 58 dont you know, Marcus Brigstoke has got some moves. Rob does strange noises and radio shout outs, Penny is joined by a small child (unscripted).

Also this week, Pampas Grass and glass coffee tables as you’ve never imagined them before. Rob has a odd obsession with Lee and his trade skills, or should that be tools.

Vending machines for used panties anyone? What is your stripper music?

Oh and Lee has a brown one…

Sploshing, Splashing, Whiskey, Trains and Paul Burns Burns Burns – 021

We was due to have Stu from Brighton with us as a guest this week, sadly more tech issues have mean thats postponed.

In the meantime, Penny says Sploshing and Splashing, lee refuses to Hate. Whiskey in Tea, trains and stationery a plenty.

Wearing watches, whats that all about?

Oh and Paul feels fisted by a blowtorch !

LED Toilets, Learning From YouTube, Elections & Fisting Sooty – 020

In this weeks episode

Who are Susan and Malcolm? LED Toilets, learning to drive on YouTube and challenge us to learn something new. Easter Eggs, whats that all about?

Donald asks about fisting Sooty ! Good lord…

Also Harry Styles has a single out, god help us all. Doctor Who and was Lee paying attention. Penny juggles children, Lee asks a deep question about sausages.

Oh and once again….¬†Fisting Sooty ! Eek

 

Live Special on the Thames With Dana & Bonn – 019

Its a special show this week when we met up with Dana and Bonn in London for a jolly on a Thames cruise.

Being an outside broadcast on a packed boat, forgive us a little audio background noise but its a fun episode. And look out this week for a bonus episode of comedy gold from the boats commentary!

We discuss Woolworths, vinyl records & Bill Oddie. Dana has a hangover, Lee says “Fanny” very loud in public, Bonn goes to the bar and Penny complains about trains!

Oh and HMS Belfast has a Shard sticking out of it.

Teasmaids, 99 Flakes, London Underground & Early Mornings – 018

Once again the London Underground gets us talking, but more importantly what’s the deal with 99 Flakes in your ice cream, why do they not taste as nice as a usual flake?

Penny forgets her online shopping, but entertains her family for only £6 a day! Making ponds from Dairylea cartons, teasmaids, small talk and Colin Furze.

Also this week, Tadpoles, frogspawn, and we are bleary eyed at 8am recordings!

Hotdesking, Rainbow Bagels, Ghost Stations & Penny Drools – 017

Guest changes again as we clash diaries, so we are joined again by Dana this week.

On this weeks show, Dana says “the Mutts Nuts”, Penny drools and we discover what Dana would do if she had a time machine.

Also weird places to fall asleep, tom hardy gets rated and rainbows bagels are on the agenda. We discuss underground stations and other bunkers etc.

Oh and Penny drools again.!